There's nothing more important than butter in a fat man's life. 

I think all day about it and then when I get home I just pray that there's a couple of those Pillsbury biscuits left in the Ziploc bag on the counter from the other night. And if I go into the cupboard thing and the butter plate is licked clean I have a really hard time with it.

Butter is maybe the most important condiment we have working these days. Everybody usually says ketchup or salsa, but I say butter.

Does Utah Megaplex Theaters Use Real Butter?

According to some guy online, Megaplex theaters have stopped using real butter on its popcorn. Disclaimer: this is just some dude online. Who the heck knows if they did or if they ever did...

Psa: megaplex theaters don't use real butter anymore
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Like Jerry Seinfeld, I think I prefer the artificial butter on popcorn. It's much "more consistent."

Don't get me wrong, as stated above, I'm a butter-file. I just think when it comes to popcorn you want the cheap imitation stuff to be on every kernel. Real butter sometimes they skimp.

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But I think what's surprising here is that this guy thinks that Megaplex ever used real butter. Did they? I thought they stopped using real butter at movie theaters around the time Gone With The Wind came out?

Help me out.

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How important is butter in your life and how often do you go to the movie theaters these days?