Why Was Everybody So Hot at Dixie State in 1993?!

Beware the hair. That's all I'm going to say.

Don't let it count against these beautiful people.

Let's start here:

Four smokeshows. (Once again, please leave the hair out of it).

Although I would argue not having Debbie Dixon, who was "Miss Photogenic" in the picture is painfully ironic. Somebody needs to stalk for Debbie on Facebook so she can get her due representation.

No alcohol needed, just some wholesome, good old fashioned bumping and grinding to "What is Love?" What a time to be alive.

Who's this Casanova on the bottom?? Got a jawline like a young Dolph Lundgren. This guy must have been Student Body Prez, or at least Mr. Dixie.

Here's some more hot people. I'm sure some of them are in the City Council or something at this point. But no wonder Crowshaw could always recruit to Dixie.

The Dixie Rebels Schedule in 1993.

Here's the Basketball team

These guys look tough as nails. Reebok pumps, Jordan IV's. Hand checking was still legal. Flat tops. This team was bad to to the bone. And I believe coached by Dave Rose...

BOOM. Two St. George legends. Mike McGary and Dave Rose in one picture. If I had Marty McFly's powers this is where I would live. Burns Arena, 1993.

Even the teachers were hot. Don Tait has more than his fair share of Charlton Heston, and Dana Kelvington looks like she could be an Instagram influencer making millions in essential oils.