Best Graphics I’ve Ever Seen!
By Weed Peterson, Staff Contributor
What Game is This??
We've been waiting for video game graphics to look this smooth our whole lives.
What is this??
Now, to be fair, the players themselves don't look great. NBA2K players look more detailed and more like the actual players, but the way these suckers are moving is unbelievable.
I don't know what this game is but I want it for Christmas.
This Kid is Playing Pee Wee
I think I see Nick Saban in the bushes in the background of the photo.
This kid looks like Sonny Liston and he's playing against pre-pubescent 12-year-olds.
He already has a full ride scholarship to Bishop Sycamore.
But you have to be careful when you're that grown up as at 12. We all know some kid who was the king of tetherball at recess because he was a foot taller than everybody but when he hit high school he was playing the tuba.
If I'm that kid's parents I'm getting something in writing now from Lane Kiffin or Saban or whoever just in case the kid tanks in high school.
People are Watching This
I blame you.
I don't watch this non-sense. But somebody is. How dumb is the average sports fan?
Yell about either Tom, LeBron, or the Dallas Cowboys for 60 minutes and you got yourself a highly rated show.
Does anybody watch this show on TV at home or is it just in gyms and bars?
The only show like this I can stand (and I don't count PTI as a show like this) is Inside the NBA with Barkley, who is the best to ever do it.